Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.
A: Because he was always spotted.
Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but it can't fly."
Student: "A dead bird, sir."
Student: "A dead bird, sir."
Q: Why do the French eat snails?
A: They don't like fast food.
A: They don't like fast food.
An elephant and a camel are talking.
The elephant asks, "Why do you have boobs on your back?"
The camel replies, "Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face."
The elephant asks, "Why do you have boobs on your back?"
The camel replies, "Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face."
Q: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.